" Do you mind? I am trying to erase your foul kind from existence!" - Upon being hit by a zombie. " Really, there's no need to be rude!" - Upon being hit by a zombie. " I will choose the time und place of my demise! Not you!" - Upon being hit by a zombie. " DIE!!! Und I hope it really hurt that time!" - Upon killing Brutus. " Killing him may prove pointless, but at least it's therapeutic." - Upon killing Brutus. ![]() " Impeccable timing as always, Herr Warden! I was just thinking about how much I want to annihilate you!" - Upon confronting Brutus. ![]() " There you are, you ridiculous oaf! Prepare to die again!" - Upon confronting Brutus. " Herr Warden! What ein predictable und obnoxious surprise." - Upon confronting Brutus. " Look everyone! He's been reborn! Just like he always says! Isn't that spectacular?" - Upon confronting Brutus. " So this is it, ja? This is how you spend every day in eternity, just appear out of nowhere, wave your stick about, und explode into a puff of smoke! Bravo!" - Upon confronting Brutus. " Ein more blut, bitte, danke! I simply can't get enough of that sickly-sweet ichor!" - Upon receiving a Zombie Blood. " If I get another teddy, I will be very upset! Teddies are liars." - Upon receiving a Fire Sale. ![]() " Where does the money come from I wonder? The Bank of the Damned? Undead Savings und Loan?" - Upon receiving a Double Points. " Creating a better tomorrow is neither easy nor cheap." - Upon receiving a Double Points. " Fine! Bonus! Just give it here while I retain some semblance of dignity." - Upon receiving a Bonus Points. " Such generosity! Have you got any spare lumps of zombie stool as well?" - Upon receiving a Bonus Points. " I could just squeal with gratitude! If only I cared one iota." - Upon receiving a Bonus Points. " Marvel as I drive hundreds of nails using only my imagination!" - Upon receiving a Carpenter. " Board all the windows! Seal all the gaps! Watch your fingers!" - Upon receiving a Carpenter. " I will tear through their ranks as I have torn through space und time!" - Upon receiving an Insta-Kill. " All of them, so weak! I could sneeze und destroy the entire- ACHOO! Marvelous, now it's everywhere." - Upon receiving an Insta-Kill. " Ammunition! Not ein moment too soon." - Upon receiving a Max Ammo. " Ah, sehr gut! Mein waffen was thirsty!" - Upon receiving a Max Ammo. " Now I have enough for all of you, und all your stinking, shambling relatives!" - Upon receiving a Max Ammo. " Auf wiedersehen! Where is the Doctor?! Where could he have possibly gone?" - Upon using the Shadow of Death ability of the Path of Sorrows. " Theory confirmed! This sword is dripping with supernatural power!" - Upon reaching full charge on level 3 Path of Sorrows. " If I were crazy and Japanese, I'd swear this sword just "woke up."" - Upon reaching full charge on level 2 Path of Sorrows. " Oh, Takeo! Do your ancestors have any more of these magic swords lying around? I simply must have one!" - Upon getting multiple kills with the Path of Sorrows. ![]() " It has been a fine afternoon of spirited amputations! Quite invigorating!" - Upon getting multiple kills with the Path of Sorrows. " So much is made of this "ancient art form!" I've picked it up in an afternoon!" - Upon getting multiple kills with the Path of Sorrows. " Let's see how well you bite und scratch without your heads und limbs!" - Upon getting multiple kills with the Path of Sorrows. " Mein gott there's a lot of swinging involved! I can shred the undead und mein waistline at the same time!" - Upon getting multiple kills with the Path of Sorrows. " That one wasn't so ba- It's revolting." - Upon consuming an Elixir. " Can anyone else hear what things smell like?" - Upon consuming an Elixir. " Fizzy und stimulating!" - Upon purchasing a Perk-a-Cola. " Tastes like something was evolving inside of the bottle." - Upon purchasing a Perk-a-Cola. " I appreciate the science behind protoplasms, but- not so much the aftertaste." - Upon purchasing a Perk-a-Cola. " So creamy! So appallingly creamy!" - Upon purchasing a Perk-a-Cola.
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